"This is not cheese to a French man!"
Never going to win this argument. Nevertheless we quite enjoyed the Chilean version of cream cheese.
"Life Jackets are not for saving lives; only for finding the bodies"
Rough translation of how the Border Guard explained the finer details of the lake crossing by ferry from Chile to Argentina. Yep the water is that cold!
"Have you seen my sunnies?"
While looking through them. Admittedly at the end of a particularly gruelling day of hiking.
"I feel like I have been sipping on dust"
Ahh, the joys of hiking in the dusty desert.
"i'll just keep walking until my feet bleed. then we'll just have to go home. that'll be okay..."
Bek in reference to a two inch blister on her foot after a week in the wilderness.
"you didn't see a pigeon go past here, did you?"
Joe's a twitcher through and through
"...shuffled the tits off the Queen..."
Overly enthusiastic display of card-shuffling
"Emu Parade"
Head down, butts up, picking up trash
" It frothed up to buggary"
An extraordinarily fizzy drink
"As tough as old Harry"
In reference to unripe pears
"Dry as a dead dingo's donger"
Extremely parched
"As useless as tits on a bull"
Self-explanatory
Blogging works best with an internet connection
This is our first ever attempt to keep a blog. We did not consider all the logistics before jumping in head-first. Three weeks in the National Parks with no internet is not a great way to start our blogging careers but I think we are starting to get the hang of it.